#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly
#for the tags
(via jackowary)
This is why we can't have nice things
Y'all don't want to hear me, you just wanna dance
Reblogging because of the ugly, noiseless laughter that I just emitted, and also because I’m hoping Helen will have something awesome to say about it.
Ashley, the song of our people is the sound of a glass baking dish full of burning brownies exploding, Final Destination-style.
Also, this photo made me laugh-cry.
(Source: bennyshap)
The Last Supper
Staring Simba as Jesus…also, everyone is a cub
EVERYONE
kstew crouching down behind a car in a suit of armor smoking a cigarette
#this is unexpected and hot
shit
Tell your man I said goddamn
(via ashleydemon)
Between Parks& and Girls, I’m developing something of a crush on Kathryn Hahn.
And her hair is always fantastic. Like, Tami Taylor fantastic*.
*for reference, the most fantastic.
(Source: asofterpawnee)
I promise not to talk about it anymore.* But.
It’s fine to continue to like and watch the show (I do! and will!) but if, after the most recent episode, you don’t think that Girls‘streatment of race falls somewhere between “Ignorant and Misguided” and “Actively Offensive” on the Problematic Spectrum, you are an absolute fucking idiot.
[also Zosia Mamet is David Mamet’s daughter whaaaaaaaat]
*In the aphorism “Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and they all stink,” “assholes” should be replaced by “contributions to the discussion of HBO’s Girls.”
fannybaws asked:
Co-wrote, asshole. :3
The factual issues re. “Ring of Fire,” June Carter, and (ahem) Merle Kilgore have been resolved, but one question remains: Is that a sassy walrus, or a mooning emoticon?
Why do I have a Johnny Cash action figure?
“Some people are out there curing cancer and you’re doing this shit.”
- my mom
Adult blogging!
This is still my favorite thing I’ve ever done. And I’ve saved a bus full of orphaned school children and kittens, so you know…
“Thank you for writing ‘Ring of Fire.’”
June Carter Cash wrote “Ring of Fire”.
Assholes.
HAHAHAhaha. You know, people are great.
I mean, if you’re going to admit things like that, your hat had damn well better be jaunty.
(Source: jessickanovembre)
AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST!
EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!
When I am queen.
